Thank goodness it’s Friday. It’s been a bad week and I need a break. I’ve been super busy and have also felt crummy all week and have therefore only gotten in only 1 workout since Monday! Plus, I’m at that scary point of every diet when it feels pointless. It just seems like no matter how hard I work out, or how well I eat, I’ll always look like this. And you know, I can handle the way I look for the most part, but there’s one thing that drives me completely batty that I cannot handle… VPL! OK, if there are any guys reading this, please move on to a new website now….
OK, now that the guys have departed…
I realize there’s a reason I’ve been nicknamed “Ghetto-Bootie” and “Bubble-Butt” my whole life, but hey, didn’t J-Lo make that acceptable back in the 90’s? So then why can I not find a decent panty that does not show through my pants! Have I seriously been cursed to spend my life in thongs or else accept my life as a daily fashion faux-pas? I’ve tried about every different brand and wasted countless dollars, only to result in disappointment. The only ones that are half-way decent are Victoria’s Secret cotton bikinis, and even those start riding up and showing lines after a couple of washes. And sometimes it’s worse than just a line… the worst is the dreaded bulge / indention around the panty line. Yuck! I always feel like screaming at those people that tell me “honey, why are you on a diet, you’re not fat?”… um, hello, have you seen this problem back here? And I’m not talking about only in tight pants… today I’ve got on loose-fitting jeans and they still show!! What the heck? Yesterday, at an important business function, I was wearing semi-loose-fitting LINED pants, and what did I see when I glanced in the bathroom mirror? Yep… VPL. I’ve even tried boy shorts, and they end up riding up and becoming a giant wedgie.
Suggestions anyone? I’m pretty much at my wit’s end with this problem.